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Source: Linda Lindauer, 2007-07-03

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3. Minor inconvenience - Cheesey and George W. Bush (aka Chimp) were both residents of Texas. The law prohibits both the president and vice president from being residents of the same state. Solution, the day before Cheesey chooses himself as Vice President, he and his wife fly to Cheyenne Wyoming to register as residents.

4. As former CEO of Halliburton, Cheesey convinces Chimp to attack Iraq because because "he tried to kill my father." The actual reason, of course, is money. Cheesey wants it.

5. Convincing Chimp is easy. Convincing the country a little harder. Cheesey has to keep his cards close to his chest. He keeps Secretary of State Powell, National Security Advisor Rice and CIA Director Tenet all out of the loop. Sets up a "parallel" secret government. Only Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld knows what's going on, but even he doesn't have the whole picture.

6. Cheesey lies to everyone. All of his peers in the administration, the congress and the press.

7. Cheesey comes across a secret document that the British suspected Saddam Hussein tried to buy "yellow cake" in Niger. He thinks this might be a bona-fide excuse for war, so asks that it be investigated.

8. Ambassador Joe Wilson returns with information that Hussein did not try to purchase yellow cake. Cheesey is SOL, but decides to use the bogus information anyway. Wilson goes public...Cheesey goes nuclear, outing Wilson's wife as an undercover CIA spy (coincidentally destroying the CIA's capacity for WMD intelligence.)

9. Chimp continues his march to war using Powell and Rice to propagate the lies fed to him by Cheesey.

10. Halliburton his the JACKPOT!! No bid contracts as far as the eye can see.

11, Chimp's power is pinched by Cheesey's secret government. Chimp is unable to rein in Cheesey, so he begins to enlarge the Executive powers, establishing a fascistic government to replace the democracy he swore to defend. Easy come, easy go.

12. Cheesey's thrilled. He goes undercover for a few years until after the 2004 election. Out of sight, out of mind. Then surfaces again on Sunday's talk shows: beginning of the end of the insurgency among the pearls from his lips.

13. Then we are treated to the Scooter Libby sideshow. As long as we're keeping our eyes on Scooter, Chimp and Cheesey can do their horse and pony show while robbing Americans blind. Note: more free trade agreements with Central and South America. Export more jobs. And when that's not enough, Chimp tries to import "guest workers" to take the jobs "Americans won't do!"

14. Today, Chimp commutes Libby's 30 month sentence. Too stiff. Besides, Scooter's about to be called to testify to congress, can't have him wandering around a loose cannon, right.

15. More Americans have died in Iraq than died on 9/11/01. Fancy that. Chimp is responsible for more American's dead than Osama Bin Laden. What a guy.

Is anyone ready to impeach these guys yet? Anyone, Anyone? Back to my cage.
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From: Linda
2007-07-03 00:00:00
afterthought: clearly there are those in congress
chomping at the bit to get rid of cheesey and
chimp...kucinich chief among them. but not nearly
enough.

where are the profiles in
courage when you really need 'em?

democrats are pansies. republicans are
traitors. america is sunk.

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