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Impeach George Bush

Outsourcing Phase II: Senior Management

Source: TheTip, 2006-11-23

Candidate: Big Business

Here's the job description:

1) Wake up whenver.
2) Tell your assistant to get you a breakfast of your choice and send the car around.
3) Attend board meeting, have assistant take notes and distribute back to board.
4) Golf with competitors, make sure they're not thinking of lowering prices, conspire against labor unions with jokes.
5) Call it a day, attend tax-deductible dinner for local charity that happens to back your political candidate.

Now, 1-4 can be done by any old idiot. 5 requires an american idiot, but should be disallowed anyway. Certainly none of them require physical presence at the workplace. I have an idea, let's outsource it!

Given that the CEO, CFO, CTO, COO and other head offices of large corporations are made up of highly paid but replaceable personnel, let's send those offices overseas, I'm sure there are lots of people there who would love to have those jobs and be able to perform them for less money.

Board members, it's time to send the American CEO packing and go looking for one abroad!

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User Originated Comments:

From: the people of the planet
2006-11-28 00:00:00
wow!!! bush is the best at what??? he has failed
at every business venture that he has been
involved in, and has been bailed out by his daddy,
or his daddy's buddies. his presidency is an
abject failure, and the laughinstock of the entire
planet, he is a bad joke of a man. he is a spoiled
little brat who needs a trip out behind the
woodshed. the best you say, can you read, of are
you deaf??? i used to hate him, but now i consider
him a joke and have to laugh when i see or hear
him. he has been rendered irrevelant by every
government on the planet, all by himself and his
incompetence....

From: The People of USA
2006-11-28 00:00:00
all of you left wing f*&%@$, get a life. bush is
the best.

From: almost everyone
2006-11-27 00:00:00
seeing as nobody has addressed this topic, i will
be the first. i hear on msnbc's olbermann news,
that the little imcompetent, and illegal, occupant
of 1660 pennsylvania avenue, is now going to try
and raise $$$ to the tune of $500 billion for his
presidential (oxymoron) library. my question is
this: why does a little (chimp) monkey need that
much $$$ for a picture of a little monkey looking
at a book of a little pet goat???

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